colormeecouture:

why isnt ed sheerans voice a candle scent

nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

snorlaxatives:

college sounds fun and all but i’d rather embark on my pokemon journey

tr-opicalkid:

I would rather read the iTunes terms and conditions than go to school tomorrow

superwholockgiraffe:

exitmusicforafilmm:

crypticrose:

c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

NaBrO

i’m done with all of you

skittyspostlimitblog:

sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club penguin